Look To the Skies!

Author: Savage

Date: May 29, 2006

by Savage
5-29-06
Ed, I've watched all the Bugs Bunny cartoons and the Ren and Stimpy tape got stuck in the machine. I think I might have left a bacon sandwich in there last time.
That's okay, Bro. I'm ready to take a break. This writing stuff is hard work.
I wish I was smart like you!
Well, we can't all be geniuses, little brother. Make us some lunch, and then you can help me balloon-bomb old lady West while she weeds her jalapeno patch.
Oh boy! How about I make my famous liver sausage-apricot jelly sandwiches?
Uh... Actually, I'm not really hungry. Fetch the balloons and the mayonnaise. First one to hit the old bat on the noggin wins!