Workplace Stress

Author: Savage

Date: October 30, 2006

by Savage
10-30-06
Welcome to Burger Joy, the home of the Happy Happy Joy Joy burger. What would bring you Joy?
? My brother and I just want some triple cheesburgers and some fries. We already have our own drinks.
Sorry. The cocksuckers I work for make me say that stupidass phrase.
Oh. Well, I would be happy if you could give me some ice. Our drinks are kind of warm.
Sure. Would you like a Happyland Motherfucking Sundae with that? And is the order for here, or to go?
Uhm, no thanks, and to go, if that's all right with you. Please don't hurt me. I'm my elderly mother's sole booze supplier.