A Friend Cracks the Strip Creator's Shell

Author: Savage

Date: October 31, 2006

by Savage
10-31-06
His manly hands caressed her heaving bosom...
Good afternoon, Mistress.
Oh holy ever suffering crap. Just when I was getting into the romance writing groove.
Do you know what today is?
The day I wished I'd never been born? Oh wait, that would be every day.