Perhaps They Should Shave First

Author: Savage

Date: October 31, 2006

by Savage
10-31-06
Oh no! When our house burned up, so did our Halloween costume.
Don't cry, little brother. We can still go trick-or-treating.
Without costumes? Isn't that cheating?
We'll just tell people the candy is for our sick little sister.
We don't have a little sister, Ed.
Maybe we'd better make it two sisters, so we get enough candy.