Your Soul Is Much Easier To Digest

Author: Savage

Date: October 31, 2006

by Savage
10-31-06
Bwahahaa! Another soul is mine!
Well, I am a lot better at checkers. Say, would you like some of my mom's prairie dog pate?
Uh, sure. Okay.
It's really good on these freeze-dried turnip chips.
Aargh! Can't. Breathe. Need. To. Throw. Up...
Oh, that happens a lot. Here, wash it down with some of Dad's pinto bean bourbon.