Truth, Justice, and the American Way

Author: Savage

Date: November 7, 2006

by Savage
11-07-06
I'm feeling a little woozy after voting 114 times, Ed. Could we get some lunch?
There's a little vodka left in my bag, Fred--you can have it.
...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
What's that rumbling noise, Ed?
I dunno, but it sounds like it's coming our way.
Wow! I feel good! What is this, Ed?
It's the patriotic feeling you get after you vote, little brother. I love my country.