Love is in the Air

Author: Savage

Date: February 14, 2007

by Savage
2-14-07
I'm so excited, Ed! At the dance last night, I met the girl of my dreams!
All right, Fred! What's her name?
I don't know. She ran away at midnight. But she lost her shoe. I just have to find the girl it belongs to.
Shoe? Let me see it. Wait--this is a combat boot! Size 16EEE!
Ed, I'm so in love!
You have got to stop going to dances in the meatpacking district.