Inter-species Dating Just Isn't Working Out For Bob

Author: Savage

Date: February 14, 2007

by Savage
2-14-07
What the--?
Hello, beloved one. How do you like your Valentine's Day gift?
Uhm, that is a Christmas tree, and what are you doing here?
But--but-- I love you! And Target had a display model left. 95% off!
Get the hell out, before I call the old geezer with the guns.