Maybe the Professor Knows What to Do?

Author: Savage

Date: February 14, 2007

by Savage
2-14-07
For Valentine's Day, I've got a surprise for you, honeybunch!
Ooh, you're so romantic!
The Love Boat! Nothing's too good for my sweetie!
Oh my god! What was that?
Dang it! It was only supposed to be a three hour tour!
Aww, honey, don't fret. I packed a few cases of emergency vodka, just in case, and your favorite speedo.