They'll Be Eating Lunch at Home

Author: Savage

Date: March 5, 2007

by Savage
3-05-07
Wait, don't tell me--you want a fish taco, right?
Two, please, and a pepsi for me and an orange drink for my friend.
What is she muttering? Why is she rocking back and forth under the table?
She doesn't get out much. She's a little agoraphobic. Once she smells the salsa, she'll be all right.
This order is to go. Your friend needs to leave.
Well, no--oh, I see. Okay, but could I have one of those Chihuahua bobblehead dolls for her?