You Can't Blame a Penguin for Trying

Author: Savage

Date: March 21, 2007

by Savage
3-21-07
I'm sorry I ruined our luncheon. Thanks for trying to help me.
That's okay. I'd do anything for you. You know, I dream about you every night.
I need to be alone now.
Oh, sure. Do you need anything? I could tuck you into bed. Massage your feet? Read you a bedtime story while rubbing your back?
Go away now and I won't kill you.
Okay, sure! I can do that!