SickFigures - "Steve's New Ride"

Author: Scott_Miles

Date: March 20, 2001

by Scott_Miles
3-20-01
come on, steve. why are you in the trash can again?
i lost my car at the craps table, so now i'm rolling around in this.
well, you're not gonna pick up any chicks with that.
not true. i just made it with a foxy lady.
you idiot! that was a racoon foraging for scraps of food!
well then...that explains the rabies.