SickFigures - "Your Heart Will Go On...No, Seriously."

Author: Scott_Miles

Date: October 2, 2004

by Scott_Miles
10-02-04
This is quite possibly the worst vacation ever.
But the Time Travel agent said this was the hottest cruise of the century...
Flashback!
Trust me! It's an adventure to remember!
Well, the brochure does mention hot, sexy singles and a free buffet.
Did it also mention the fact that the ship would break apart after hitting a damn iceberg?
To be honest, I stopped reading after "free buffet".