Zombie X: Ving Raimes Productions

Author: Screendummie

Date: March 10, 2005

by Screendummie
3-10-05
...And now to entertainment section.
In a recent deal, Satan, in his eternal punish giving, has brokered with Ving Raimes Productions exclusive movie rights in hell.
Ving Raimes has already ordered the production of a tribute movie to Jesse Owen's gold medal victories in the 1936 Olympics.
As many blacks remember, Hitler refused to shake Owen's for being a "darkie".
The "Tan Cylcone", being played by Ving Raimes himself, will play a slightly altered role where he's quoted, "To kick Hitler's pasty white ass."
I'm guessing Raimes will get "medievil" on his ass.