Zombie X: So You Won't Listen?

Author: Screendummie

Date: March 29, 2005

by Screendummie
3-29-05
Not gonna listen to me, eh? Fine then. I'll just keep talking.
Uh huh.
One time, I met this webbed footed hermaphrodite. You know, I don't usually go for anything with a vagina, but you should've seen the bugle on it.
Uh huh.
Then I had this craving for marmalade too. And I always wondered how it would be like to bathe in it too. So I flirted my way into its heart and...
Uh huh.