Zombie X: Another Bad One

Author: Screendummie

Date: May 4, 2005

by Screendummie
5-04-05
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?''
The other replies, "Oh, sure I do." The first asks again, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, '' I suck a lifesaver. ''
After a few minutes. The first old lady asks, ''Who drives you to the beach?''