Zombie X: Where Babies Come From

Author: Screendummie

Date: May 23, 2005

by Screendummie
5-23-05
You know, I always wanted to know where babies come from.
You mean, you never knew before you were zombified?
Yep.
Well then. They're found in a cabbage patch under the leaves after a shower.
You mean all this time I could've gotten an easy meal?
Oh, you'll be pleasantly surprised.