Zombie X: War of the Unbelievable Worlds

Author: Screendummie

Date: July 5, 2005

by Screendummie
7-05-05
Jeez, I never knew "War of the Worlds" could be so sappy.
Whats sappy about it? I mean Tom Cruise was inside an alien anus.
Yeah, I know you want him in your anus, but that's besides the point.
How tragic. What's sappy then?
I mean Tom's son managed to survive the death ray and magically made it back to Boston.
Yeah, I was kinda hoping that the bratty daughter would've been eaten by the anus too.