Zombie X: The Only Catholic Priest in Heaven

Author: Screendummie

Date: July 24, 2005

by Screendummie
7-24-05
Is it true you're the last unsued priest in the world?
Yes, my son. I take my vows seriously.
Even if two really hot lesbians wrestling in gravy and they asked you to join, you'd still be celebate?
Oh, very much so, my son.
What in the world would you do then?
Slap those lesbians between two biscuits and soak every drop of gravy as I devour them.