Zombie X: My Seventy Virgins

Author: Screendummie

Date: August 2, 2005

by Screendummie
8-02-05
Who are you? And what are you doing here?
I'm Zombie X, and I got bored with Uncle Warbucks.
That Yankee devil! I will jihad him!
And what do you get for your jihad?
I go to heaven and get seventy virgin Bob Sagets.
I think the original Bob Saget is still a virgin.