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| So Sarah and I went to see Spider-Man 2 and some bratty kids decided to ask her if she was my boyfriend | |
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| So, of course, Sarah turns to me and says "This is why I won't have any kids" Then one of the little bastards pees on her foot | |
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| I did the only thing I could do...and there's gonna be some big guy on a harley looking for me, saying I broke the kid's jaw. I didn't break it, just loosed it a little | |
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