More strange stuff...

Author: Screwball

Date: November 7, 2004

by Screwball
11-07-04
Hello there, good citizen.
And who might you be?
Why, you don't know who I am??
Some fruitcake who thinks it's Halloween?
Why, I'm faster than a speedy trial! More powerful than Kenneth Starr's body odor. Able to leap public housing bills in a single bound...I AM REPUBLICAN MAN!!
I don't think I'll ever leave the house again.