I guess Newt is a bit...dumb

Author: Screwball

Date: November 10, 2004

by Screwball
11-10-04
Newt, you son-of-of a bitch, how dare you suggest I'm coming on to you!
Whale, Miz Dwahny, Ah ahlarehdy know ya cahn't reshist mah rhednheck chharhm
Newt, I don't think you understand...
If I was coming on to YOU, I would have to be in the final stage of syphillis and have half my brain eaten away.
Ahw, Miz Dwahny, Ah beht ya sahy thhat ta ahlhl tha boyaz