Why I don't whine to Laylani

Author: Screwball

Date: November 18, 2004

by Screwball
11-18-04
Laylani, why is it that I never get laid when I want to?
You mean you haven't figured it out yet?
Because of how I carry myself, right?
No, because you only look like a serial killer.
It only looks that way because I'm a cereal killer..
This only looks like a fist heading toward your eye...