Captain Ahab lives!

Author: Screwball

Date: July 30, 2006

by Screwball
7-30-06
Hey, Allen, what's going on?
Man...
What?
Remember I told you about the chick I met at hunter's? The one who told me I was cute and she would probably fall in love with me because I was perfect?
Yeah...
She left me for a fat guy with a peg leg.