Politics as usual.

Author: Screwball

Date: July 30, 2006

by Screwball
7-30-06
Newt, Yew and me gotta figure out how we can punish these asshole Democrats.
Ah knowe dat, Dubyew, bhut ya knowe ah'm two dum ta figger owt hah to dew eht
Newt, while I know you're not exactly the brains of this outfit I do have a use for you.
Yeh? Sa twell mah, Mhista Dubyew, whet aw weh ghona dew?
Hmmm...Maybe we can take more rights away and raise gas prices...the voters'll love us.
Ah gawt a bedda ahdea...wa dhn't weh staht anodda wah agin cannadh?