Republican Man: Sound those trumpets!

Author: Screwball

Date: July 30, 2006

by Screwball
7-30-06
I wonder why no one ever calls me when crime is up...
Republican Man, come quick! My grandmother is being mugged by 5 men and needs your help!
Is your grandmother a Republican, little girl?
No, I don't think so.
Quit wasting my time.