I was gonna...

Author: Screwball

Date: July 30, 2006

by Screwball
7-30-06
I got a letter from a young fan asking me why I no longer identify as bi.
Well, young fan, it's simple.
Bi guys don't get laid, straight chicks hate them
Gay chicks hate them.
Plus who needs something that bleeds once a month?
Send all letters corresponding to ths strip to James Lay, 420 Bumfuck Lane, Grand Island, Nebraska...