I've never seen anyone do this drunk. Except me.

Author: Screwball

Date: September 7, 2006

by Screwball
9-07-06
Hey, Josh, that guy over there...he's cute.
No! Don't go after him.
Why, what did you do?
I went home with him a couple weeks back...I cuddled with him.
And you didn't fuck? You have no balls.
Hey, I was drunk!