This is a real conversation.

Author: Screwball

Date: February 13, 2008

by Screwball
2-13-08
The kind of discussions I hate having
You know what I call my dick? The rocket launcher.
The kind of discussions I hate having
You know what I call your dick? The cornut.
Because they turn into this...
...You've never seen my dick.
You sure about that?