Evil never dies. Nor do bad movies or bad actresses.

Author: Screwball

Date: February 13, 2008

by Screwball
2-13-08
Hey, I want to know something.
Yeah?
I went to Chicago and didn't see you.
Yeah, there's a reason for that.
And that is?
I was fathering Jennifer Lopez's twins. You didn't see the horns on them?