If you know me, this is funny.

Author: Screwball

Date: May 31, 2008

by Screwball
5-31-08
So, am I bisexual? I say no.
Why?
Bisexuals love men and women. I like men and transsexuals.
That sounds like you don't consider trannies women
I do...but I like blowing them.
You're straight. Straight gaylord, that is.