No help, as always

Author: Screwball

Date: June 8, 2008

by Screwball
6-08-08
I heard you tried out for American Idol.
I did. They told me I wasn't going to Hollywood.
If it's any consolation, you looked really gay, as usual.
Fuck you....Anyway, how was my singing?
I didn't really try out, but doesn't the mental image sound hilarious?
Like Lawrence Welk playing "Soulja Boy" on his accordion.
Yeah!....Wait, that sounds horrible.