Talking Beds? I swear I don't smoke 420.

Author: Screwball

Date: June 8, 2008

by Screwball
6-08-08
That's my bed over there.
Even my bed makes fun of me not getting laid
Yesterday I swore I heard it laughing at me when I came home alone. Again.
Why couldn't I have been Paris Hilton's bed instead of this loser's? Captain Dickless here gets less ass than Karl Rove.