I'm not unattractive!

Author: Screwball

Date: June 8, 2008

by Screwball
6-08-08
Hey. Officer Markovitch, question.
Make it quick, I have more important things to do, like peel wings off flies.
You hit on all my buddies but not me. Why's that?
Besides the fact that you're unattractive, loud, nosy and have the personality of a sidewalk crack?
Besides, he's a top anyway.
Yeah, besides that.
You're not my type.