You ruin everything, jerk!

Author: Screwball

Date: June 8, 2008

by Screwball
6-08-08
There was this one guy who I asked to have sex with me.
He said he would rather be serenaded by William Hung singing Rolling Stones songs.
He does a mean "Get Off My Cloud."
Did you really think I would put these people through that train wreck?