The 7 minute theory, part 1.

Author: Screwball

Date: February 3, 2009

by Screwball
2-03-09
Josh, you seem upset. What's wrong, kiddo??
My life, man...my fucking life.
My love life is shit, I got laid off from Siemens, Ted has a boyfriend whose ass is tighter than mine, and now there's only one thing to do.
I've decided to join the Illuminati.
I'm SO glad we have these talks.