There are no bodies in my backyard. I think.

Author: Screwball

Date: February 10, 2009

by Screwball
2-10-09
Greetings, 25.
Uh, wait, who are you?
I'm you at 19.
No, that's impossible.
Why, because I'm better looking? Because I have sex and you don't?
No, because you still look like a serial killer.