Actually, I probably do hate him.

Author: Screwball

Date: February 10, 2009

by Screwball
2-10-09
I hate my life.
Now wait a minute.
For?
How can you hate your life? You're bald, black, and nerdy, and most people aren't convinced you're gay, and right now you're probably the most pathetic man in Minneapolis.
Hey, you're right! I hate my life and you as well!
See? That's the spirit!