There's a train leaving at 5AM, be under it.

Author: Screwball

Date: February 22, 2009

by Screwball
2-22-09
Another brilliant idea I had was going out to Hunters in EGV without cab fare, only bus fare.
You ever tried walking through Elk Grove Village??
You won't get this joke unless you live in IL.
I kept looking for signs saying "What the fuck are you doing in our town, bitch? And by the way, visit Heavenly Bodies on Elmhurst and Oakton!"