So, what's wrong here?

Author: Screwball

Date: February 22, 2009

by Screwball
2-22-09
(yawn) Sorry, I just woke up. What's going on?
Josh and Allen are having a fight.
What about?
Who gives a fuck?
I'm going back to bed. Wake me up before they start screwing. The neighbors complained iast time and we all nearly went to the slammer.
Josh, that was one girly-ass slap, man! Put your elbow into it!!