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Author: Scyess

Date: November 7, 2002

by Scyess
11-07-02
I'm just a God-fearing man. I don't need any of your crazy contraptions!
But sir! I have vacuum cleaners! They're top of the line! I also have magazine subscriptions! I have EZ-Lube and whiffleball bats!
Lube and Whiffle-what bats? What would I do with them? This...?
OH, GOD! Get that out of your ass! That's disgusting! Look, I'll do anything you want, just take it out! Take it out!
Thank you, Mr. Dog on a Ball... I've just found my true calling -- I'm going to be a POLICE INTERROGATOR! Thank you, and here's your bat back.
Keep it.