The Plot Wears Even Thinner

Author: Scyess

Date: November 9, 2002

by Scyess
11-09-02
Hi there! Have you given any thought to where you will spend the afterlife?
Well, in general I'm spending it in Hell, although I do get topside now and again for drinks. Why do you ask?
Because I'd like to tell you how you can be saved through the power of Jesus Christ!
Just so you know, we have a special room reserved for you people so you can all try to convince each other for all eternity. ...while being eaten by flaming muskrats. ...from the inside.
What? No way... let me check my literature...