Otaku Jim

Author: Scyess

Date: November 18, 2002

by Scyess
11-18-02
I know you've recently discovered Japanese animation, but do you really want me to watch Sailor Moon with you?
It's great, Jon. Just give it a chance.
Oh, yes! Use your sailor powers! Ah! My clothes evaporated! You're so naughty, Sailor Uranus!
I've never seen Sailor Moon before, but I really didn't think every episode would end with live-action home-made porn starring you and Jessica Lange in sailor suits.
That's only one of the many secrets the TRUE fans know about.