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| Hello? I'd like to order a large with pepperoni and anchovies. | |
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| ooo... a large! I'm a 36-DD. You want me to rub that pepperoni all over my enormous tits? | |
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| No, this is 1-900-PIZZAZ... the phone service that can make all your deepest desires come true. | |
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| Great! I desire a large pizza with pepperoni and anchovies. And, hell... if we're talking DEEPEST desire, throw some mushrooms on there, too! | |
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| I doubt you can afford that after you get our bill. | |
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