Another Cordless Rotary Speakerphone Comic!

Author: Scyess

Date: March 23, 2001

by Scyess
3-23-01
Jon dials a phone-sex line by mistake.
So you're telling me you're not a pizza delivery girl?
No. I'm a hot blond, brunette, or red-head with all the physical attributes you find appealing enough to masterbate by.
Wow! You sound pretty cute. Wanna go out sometime?
Look, buddy. This is just a job. I actually look like Barbara Bush in a thong bikini. And anyway, I'm busy all the time except for 2:00 to 2:15 am on even-dated Wednesdays until 2016.
That's fine. My social calandar is pretty open.
I hate this job.