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| Attention shoppers: iceberg lettuce is on sale on isle 12. | |
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| Iceberg lettuce, eh? What a boring food. Actually, it's not just boring, it's pointless. It's used as often as a disposable garnish as it is for actual food. | |
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| It is odorless, flavorless, worthless. It has no nutritional value. In fact, it has no value what-so-ever. The world wouldn't even care if it were done away with completely. | |
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| Hi, I'm home. Today at the store I discovered several similarites between myself and iceberg lettuce. | |
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| I swear I would move out of here in a second if I weren't chained to the closet... | |
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