A Pun Time Was Had by All

Author: Scyess

Date: December 12, 2002

by Scyess
12-12-02
Wow! I'm glad you came, Tataki, but I'm surprised you accepted my invitation to a Pun Party. I thought you hated puns.
I do, but I was intrigued when you said they'd be giving out door prizes.
Attention, everyone! Tonight's door prize goes to... THE FRONT DOOR, for the highest throughput of the evening
Me? Gosh!
I'm going to get a beating for this, aren't I?
Later. Right now I just want to get out of here before some fool at the bar orders a kamikaze.