Cowabungee

Author: Scyess

Date: December 17, 2002

by Scyess
12-17-02
I may be new around here, but I'm a carnivore and you're an herbivore, which means I'll be in charge from now on.
...I also weigh 50x more than you do. And pink cows are carnivores, as I'll demonstrate if you'll kindly stand still for just a second...
Yeow!!!
Come back here!
**~~~**~~~**~~~**~~~**~~~TWANG~~~**
I may be new around here, but I'm free and you're chained to the closet, which means I'll be in charge from now on. ...um, except near the closet.
Was it the chain that went "Twang" or was that my spine?