CC 160: Bad News through the Cordless Rotary Speakerphone

Author: Scyess

Date: December 18, 2002

by Scyess
12-18-02
Hello, Mrs. Veldimunth? I'm afraid I've got bad news. Your son stole your Ferarri and wrapped it around a VW Beetle at 90 MPH. We're doing what we can, but it's touch-and-go.
Oh my God! I'll be right there!
Please tell me everything will be all right!!
We're doing everything we can. Almost every joint is broken. The wounds might just be cosmetic, but it's hard to tell because of the severe burns all over the body.
Please, please let me know as soon as you have any more information. I'm going to go find out what hospital my son's at now.
It's not going to be easy to get his blood out of the upholstry, either.